Doop doop doop SO I'M AVOIDING DOING GERMAN HOMEWORK AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A MASTERLIST.

BECAUSE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HAVE MASTERLISTS.

( BEHOLD THE RIDICULOUS. )

( THE LAST OF IT )

( weirdly separated because fuck character limits! )

Greetings, people who might still follow me! I come to you bearing exciting news!

Below the cut lies my DVD commentary for You Are Not My Savior (but I still don't go), featuring notes on where certain scenes were written, some insights into where the story could have gone, and a side of self-deprecation about ridiculous year-old wording ( Read more... )

Right, so, it's 1st_eggokage's birthday today, so I wrote her genderswap lesbian OTP. As I do. I was going to write a whole series of genderswap lesbian drabbles, but uh, this one kind of ran away from me and I have another one in the works that's probably going to be long too, so uh. Yay? \o/

UNTITLED IN ACCORDANCE WITH MY HABIT OF NOT NAMING PRESENTS FOR ( Read more... )

So 1st_eggokage hates me.

( LET'S PLAY A GAME. )

for being you.
Fandom/Pairings: Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is...; Jon/Ryan, past William/Ryan
Rating: PG-13 (mention of past abusive relationship, wounds, vampires as a general warning)
Mix: a poison called love
Disclaimer: This never happened.
Summary: “You were about ten seconds from collapsing in an alleyway when I saw you. Were you ( Read more... )

Doop doop doop we interrupt this sudden burst of VAMPIRES AND FEELINGS to bring you MORE KILLJOYS.

the kids don't care
RATED PG
Pairings: Mikey/Gerard(ish?)
Summary: After everything, he settles into a nightly routine. Set after You Are Not My Savior. Written for madcap_shiny because she wants more Mikeyways always, but posted for cypress_smile because I was promised ( Read more... )

Oh, goddammit.

VAMPIRE PORN I REFUSE TO GRACE WITH A TITLE
RATED NC-17, ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED AT THIS POINT
Pairings: Ryan/Brendon+William
Warnings: The usual vampire nonsense (including dubcon that could be interpreted as noncon), plus (spoiler) bonus ruined orgasms! Oh and incredibly self-indulgent, once again.
Summary: Sequel to my last ( Read more... )

Hi guys. I'm bored, finals are coming up soon, and I am so sick of this self-indulgent vampire porn I'm writing and it should go away now.

So, today I'm going to be hosting a

SUPERNATURAL CREATURE MEME!Basically, feed me prompts involving supernatural creatures of some sort (ghosts! vampires! werewolves! mermaids! Stand users! THE POSSIBILITIES ( Read more... )